my San Francisco treat
August 2, 2010
My co-worker and her family took on San Francisco last week. In Chinatown, she met this little man and declared that I must have him:
I love him so hard.
His tag says ‘use method: to dangle.’ And so he shall.
-CJ
favorite gift idea
December 10, 2009
The fat man is bringing Kiddo something pretty cool this year:
Microwave S’mores Maker from wrapables.com
“Simply stack your crackers, marshmallow, and chocolate under the cute, hand-like presses, fill the specially-designed water reservoir, and pop it in the microwave for 30 seconds or less. The water will ensure that your s’mores are evenly heated and lip-smackingly delicious!”
What?
Don’t look at me like that. So what if I want some lip-smackingly delicious s’mores? It doesn’t mean this present is more for ME than for my precious precious.
Oh, fuck you.
-CJ
recently installed
September 23, 2009
Under his watchful eye, my enemies don’t stand a chance. Brinks Schminks. Half inch ninjas are the real home security system.
Surprised you didn’t know that.
-CJ
look who just showed up in my inbox
July 22, 2009
He’s such a flirt.
new favorite toy
July 10, 2009
Andy Warhol quote plates from here. We’ve got three of them lining the ledge behind the kitchen sink.
-CJ
my best friend said the eulogy
July 10, 2009
“First Michael Jackson and now your vibrator. What’s next?” – Ree
my dog ate my vibrator this morning
July 10, 2009
…so I’m thinking there’s really only up from there, right?
new favorite toy
July 1, 2009
I had wanted the Baroness Mighty Mugg because she’s kind of a stud, but also because Kiddo said she looks like me.
Now that I have her…
All I see is Michael Jackson.
-CJ
new favorite toy
June 24, 2009
He knows what you did last night.
And he is pissed.
Now I just need the one that Kiddo thinks looks like me.
this week’s score
June 22, 2009
This is my new favorite toy:
It’s big, it’s gaudy, it hurts people when you punch them.
I want it in every color.
