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June 8, 2010, 11:22 pm
Filed under: workplace

“This customer is asking for a chair upholstered in calf leather…”

“What?! Like baby cow skin?”

“I have no idea.”

“Did you tell her we’re all out but we’ll send her some baby seal samples?”

*maniacal laughter on my part, recap first half of story to approaching co-worker*

“You should just offer her some baby seal skin.”

*baaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha*

“Oh, we’re carpooling on the ride to hell.”

-CJ

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