check your sugarcoat at the door


the humor of middle school, standing strong
May 20, 2010, 9:42 pm
Filed under: workplace

Working from the main office once a week, I make a lot of calls to the people I’m used to working with in our little step-child office in OC. I ring my friend to get a quick e-mail address.

“Trader Joe’s, this is Bob.”
I don’t miss a beat. Bob, do you carry many varieties of vaginal cream?
“We do, they’re on aisle five, by the Depends.”
And are those Depends organic?
“Oh yes, they’re recycled, actually.”

Because at 25, genitals and poop are still hilarious.

-CJ


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