check your sugarcoat at the door

“Kong toys and ninja-sniper attacks can improve your relationship.”

My friend Ashley supplies an almost constant flow of entertainment from her post in Wyoming. Example: World’s Best Relationship Tips

If you were ever going to learn a thing or two about yourself and your sig-o, let it be from an instructional featuring such images as:

(Note tiny caption: Kee-f*cking-yai, motherf*cker)

Probably the best way to combat jealousy is with macaroni art.  Everyone loves macaroni art.  It is a symbol for good intentions, thoughtfulness and love.  And if you use enough glitter, she’ll forget she ever felt anything less than unadulterated adoration for you.

YES.

“I DIED, and then laughed myself into a second death.” –Ashley

Thank you, love.

-CJ

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