check your sugarcoat at the door

tips for a weekend in Lake Havasu

• Do not carry your brand new perscription glasses in your pocket during a wild ride on one of these:

There is a stylish donkey in the middle of no where, rockin’ Juicy Coutures.

• Bring a good looking boy or two for company.
• Always go back for more blackjack. It took a lot longer to mourn the loss of a fifty dollar bill than it did to lose it. (Less than ten hands.) When I returned as a self-proclaimed ‘determined bitch,’ I won it all back and then some.
• Don’t start in on the champagne too early in the morning. It could result in a nine p.m. bedtime.
• Keep a watchful eye on powdered donut boxes when the hungry hands of a seven-year-old are in the vicinity.
• Bring your most awesome pair of shades:

• Don’t bother with six dollar shots when the cost of the bottle is the price of three of them and comes with approximately 21x the amount of liquor
• Bring bubbles

The celebratory means of the weekend away was 90% my little brother’s 21st birthday and 10% Mother’s day, for which I was gifted a gift certificate to a bookstore. There was much squealing on my part, especially when I read the denomination.

I’m going to buy 500,000 copies of Chuck Palaniuk’s new book just because I can.

A day late to all the mamas – happy day!

-CJ

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