check your sugarcoat at the door

when I was pregnant, I worked next door to a place that fried food ALL DAY…

My newly pregnant friend (!!) seems to be experiencing all of the textbook symptoms and occurances as her body changes. She started a Twitter account for her newly acquired, highly sensitive sense of smell and she is cracking my shit up.

From I Can Smell That:

• I’m pretty sure that the woman who was sitting three rows in front of me at church used Suave coconut shampoo.
• MULCH. :keels over:
•  Forget beds; it’s separate rooms from now on. I woke up six times last night due to the combination of garlic, beer, and toothpaste breath.
•  It’s like… Chef Boyardee and wet dog.

Send soothing, happy thoughts to her senses.

-CJ

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