FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
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Kiddo had to write a short story in three parts. For the middle: “We flyed a kite.”
As expected, her teacher corrected it with a strikethrough and wrote just above the word: flied.
FLIED.
FLIED, said the woman in charge of my first grader’s education. Flied. Fucking flied.
-CJ
ps, flied.
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See? The “verbs and shit” reference is not going away anytime soon.
Comment by Jamie Noel March 16, 2010 @ 7:13 amThis is incredibly funny but in a really sad kinda way. This teacher doesn’t even sound qualified to flip burgers.
Comment by paige jennifer March 16, 2010 @ 3:49 pmoh jeebus.
Comment by alisha April 5, 2010 @ 3:10 am