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I am one of the world’s greatest parents

January 23, 2010, 12:04 am
Filed under: in the news

because, like you, I would never, EVER consider this.

“A Georgia woman is in jail after police say she forced her son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer as punishment for bad grades.”

Anyone want to join me in a Georgia road trip to hug this kid?

-CJ

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I’d like to point to this article as evidence to support my theory that people should have to pass a test to procreate. That poor boy will need therapy for the rest of his life.

Comment by paige jennifer January 25, 2010 @ 7:27 pm

Abso-friggin’-lutely.

Comment by calamityjill January 25, 2010 @ 11:54 pm

OMFG! I hope he grows up and whacks her over the head with a hammer. Repeatedly!

Comment by hotpants™ January 25, 2010 @ 8:21 pm

I agree with hotpants…that “mother” knows nothing about parenting & should be spayed.

Comment by Mom January 29, 2010 @ 6:46 pm

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