check your sugarcoat at the door

favorite gift idea

The fat man is bringing Kiddo something pretty cool this year:

Microwave S’mores Maker from wrapables.com

“Simply stack your crackers, marshmallow, and chocolate under the cute, hand-like presses, fill the specially-designed water reservoir, and pop it in the microwave for 30 seconds or less. The water will ensure that your s’mores are evenly heated and lip-smackingly delicious!”

What?

Don’t look at me like that. So what if I want some lip-smackingly delicious s’mores? It doesn’t mean this present is more for ME than for my precious precious.

Oh, fuck you.

-CJ

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