Forever in southern California I’ve heard mention complaints about the Santa Ana winds. (Wiki def: strong, extremely dry offshore winds that characteristically sweep through in Southern California and northern Baja California in late fall into winter.)
And now I live much closer to Santa Ana than ever before, and I happen to work in Santa Ana, and what the fuck do ya know, they’ve had right to complain all along. My entire office is sniffling and itching at their dry, irritated noses, battling hair static (I WILL PUNCH STATIC IN THE CUNT), sneezing and blinking tears back from their red eyes.
I know some people have snow. (I’m looking at you, Wyoming friends.) But I am a spoiled soCal native and I don’t know do weather. I do chilled breezes at the very least. I don’t know any better.
These dry winds? Have got to go.
-CJ
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They were talking about the Santa Ana winds on 90210 last night. (Should I be admitting this?)
Also, I wasn’t getting your updates in Google Reader until I caught on today. I had to delete your blog and add it back.
Comment by hotpants™ November 11, 2009 @ 9:13 pm